Gotch

Short for Gotcha

"I might be a little later than I thought"
"Gotch"

by DillBee January 06, 2021

Gotch

Gotch a magnificent word with great power, used mostly when surprised

Hayley: "oh my gotch"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"

by Sissygurlie July 22, 2017

gotched

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.

She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.

by Jesus Deeran July 26, 2008

Gotch

Gosh. An expression of a feeling of shock.

Oh my Gotch! (oh my gosh. oh my lord. oh my god. oh my word.)

by Myra Lugo May 07, 2008

The Gotch's Razor

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.

Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor

by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018

gotch me

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Justin Timberlake's hat is off the chain. Gotch me?

by Laura Gunn March 11, 2008

gotch pull

Pulling someone's underwear up (hard) by the waistband. Similar to wedgie.

Damn, he almost crushed my jublies with that gotch pull.

by Jeff the Skid October 12, 2003