7 definitions by Cornelius Gotchberg
A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.
by Cornelius Gotchberg July 29, 2015
The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.
by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018
The process of ensuring generational stupidity through indoctrinating education in order to develop an easily herded, hive-minded, imbecilic Idiocracy.
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by Cornelius Gotchberg May 16, 2022
by Cornelius Gotchberg June 6, 2015
Zoltar Zinger:
A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019
A chronic, sometimes acute, intellectually, spiritually, existentially, & psychologically debilitating condition that affects privileged sub-sets of the human race that have been led to believe by White Lefty Guilt suffocated SJW's and assorted other nutless wonder Lefties, that they're a preferred status/protected class.
Toxic Victimology leads sufferers to believe their shit doesn't stink, ergo, they're not beholden to the societal constraints imposed upon the great unwashed.
Toxic Victimology leads sufferers to believe their shit doesn't stink, ergo, they're not beholden to the societal constraints imposed upon the great unwashed.
Jussie Smollett suffers from severe Toxic Victimology.
by Cornelius Gotchberg March 6, 2019
A group of Lefty beta snowflake pussies that collectively weenie-whine their way into the news by whimpering inconsolably about some social justice bullshit about which NO ONE cares but them.
That WAHVALANCHE protesting about the cultural appropriation of those real real hurtful Halloween costumes? What a bunch of LOSERS!
by Cornelius Gotchberg February 4, 2019