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Manblob
when women are on the blob (Their monthlies) they get a little cranky and moody. You cant win an arguement with a woman thats on the blob.
Come to think of it, you cant win an arguement with a woman period. Well, you can, but she'll make you pay for it.
Manblob is the male equivilent.
Men may not bleed like the women do for obvious reasons, but they get just as cranky, argumentative and stropy.
Come to think of it, you cant win an arguement with a woman period. Well, you can, but she'll make you pay for it.
Manblob is the male equivilent.
Men may not bleed like the women do for obvious reasons, but they get just as cranky, argumentative and stropy.
Manborn
A term that refer to one who is more manly than anybody or anything else. These people are often said to be "born of man" or "Mantastic" If you are ever graced by the presence of one who is Manborn you will know almost instantly due to your sudden urge to masturbate and uncontrollable orgasms.
Used in a sentence...
"Look at that Manborn hes so damn sexy!"
"Yea if i was a chick i would totally bang him"
or...
"Why do i have the sudden urge to shove this broom up inside me?"
"Thats because there is a Manborn over there"
"Why thank you for the information good sir"
"No problem, now you and the broom go have fun and i totally wont be watching from over there with these binoculars"
"Thanks mister!"
"Look at that Manborn hes so damn sexy!"
"Yea if i was a chick i would totally bang him"
or...
"Why do i have the sudden urge to shove this broom up inside me?"
"Thats because there is a Manborn over there"
"Why thank you for the information good sir"
"No problem, now you and the broom go have fun and i totally wont be watching from over there with these binoculars"
"Thanks mister!"
manslore
manslore by Master-Atheist November 6, 2009
Manbortion
The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!
Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!
Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!
Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010