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when women are on the blob (Their monthlies) they get a little cranky and moody. You cant win an arguement with a woman thats on the blob.
Come to think of it, you cant win an arguement with a woman period. Well, you can, but she'll make you pay for it.

Manblob is the male equivilent.
Men may not bleed like the women do for obvious reasons, but they get just as cranky, argumentative and stropy.
Dave:Whats the matter with you?
James: Fuckoff you cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity !!
Dave: Oh you have manblob.
*dave kicks James in the Mangina*
Manblob by Snarfy June 15, 2009
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Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.
King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.
manboobs by Mike April 22, 2004
Something that fat guys have, similar to a woman's breasts, but nowhere near as attractive
If you searched for this, you probably have manboobs.
manboob by Freak July 28, 2003
Breasts found on fat, overweight men.
That Sumo Wrestler had a huge pair of manboobs.
Manboobs by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004
Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.
Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......
manboobs by TK May 19, 2004
to be manblor
a gang sign ie manblor side
im gona manblor u good
manblor by jaiskin May 1, 2008
what are the things you got sticking out of your shirt
MAtt Cook has some pointy manboobs!
manboobs by Zachizzo November 3, 2003