When your girl is at the bottom of a very
tall tree, spread eagle, waiting on you.
You climb to the top of the tree, naked. Jump off with your back facing the tree. As you're
free-falling, you're
jacking off and as your dick enters your girl you ejaculate and then plummet to your death.
Yo, did you hear about that
guy jumping outta that tree?
Yeah man, didn't he give his girl the
ol' alabama backscratcher?