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Granny’s Yarn Ball 

An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.
I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.

Yarn balls 

When a cat starts to snuggle and you start to feel all warm, cuddly and loved, they suddenly hop away for no apparent reason, leaving you feeling cold and used.
My cat left me with yarn balls this morning, and it hurt.
Yarn balls by Crocro July 18, 2013

Yarn Balls 

my balls are sore
why
i got cornrows down there
EW YARN BALLS!

Yarn Balling 

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.
I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.
Yarn Balling by Ericfromtinder April 20, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026