Evil's definitions

Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.

Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.

Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.

by Evil October 18, 2003

Gloomfire

A person of great sexiness.

Man, that person is a gloomfire!

by Evil August 9, 2004

Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Rubber Chicken

A chicken that is made out of rubber.

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."

by Evil October 18, 2003