Evil's definitions
by Evil October 18, 2003

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)
by Evil October 18, 2003

by Evil October 18, 2003

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."
by Evil October 18, 2003

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."
by Evil October 18, 2003

by Evil October 18, 2003

Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."
by Evil October 18, 2003
