Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.
by godlyfigure November 25, 2011

the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex
by Dash Carl September 25, 2011

by Kevin Raymond April 03, 2008

The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.
"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."
by wbeachdan April 17, 2008

by Smuffed P.O April 13, 2009

by b-lair April 14, 2008
