smuff 

Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.

Hey that smuff looks cool.

smuff by godlyfigure November 25, 2011

Smuff 

Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.

"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"

Smuff by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

smuff 

the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex

"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."

smuff by Dash Carl September 25, 2011

smuff 

A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.

Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)

smuff by Kevin Raymond April 3, 2008

smuff 

The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.

"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."

smuff by wbeachdan April 17, 2008

Smuff 

To give somebody a hug in a very gentle manor but a bit strong

“Ahh, I could just give you a smuff.” Slurred Micheal.

Smuff by shake dhdb April 11, 2020

smuff 

To set me up for failure.

Man, Chief really smuffed me again today. It's becoming a habit.

smuff by Smuffed P.O April 13, 2009