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Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.
After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.
Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010

Dieter Becker-Wulff 

The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.

He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.
Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.
A relaxed Individual who cares most for friends and family. One who let nothing disturb them. An exciting, athletic, adventurous, and respectful person, who honors morals and is especially known for his loyalty, honesty, and compassion for others. Women enjoy his company and appreciate his patience, respect, and manors. A "Dieter" is one who knows how to treat a lady. But, is also known for his clumsiness and sense of humor. A "Dieter" loves to have fun and experience new things.
Dieter = fun
Dieter = Respect
Dieter = Trust
Dieter by Unknown3627 February 19, 2009
J-Rich is deeter as fuck.
deeter by Max Schutte April 8, 2008
The act of stashing contraband in the male urethra
The fuzz pulled Craig over and he had to diester his stash
diester by Morkhiemen October 1, 2021

social dieter 

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.
Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.
social dieter by Randy2676 June 11, 2012