quarp 

Quarp is a substitute curse word, used to clean up language so that one can keep out of trouble due to their surroundings.

1) QUARP!! I stubbed my toe

2) You Quarp, I just fixed that :(

quarp by Veronica Schoen April 1, 2008

Quarp 

When something is inevitable and not a coincidence!

We broke up but I feel like it was quarp!

Quarp by amindlover August 24, 2016

Quarp 

A person who's oblivious and just all in all annoying.

His mother asked if he had lost his tooth and he said, "No, it's in my pocket!" She responded with, "Shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucking Quarp, that's not what I asked" Then she took off running around and screeching like a Banshee.

Quarp by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020

quarp

A queef, fart and burp all at the same time while having sex

“She quarped all over me while I was hitting it from the back”

quarp by Ghostnutbustersreal April 27, 2026

quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

Quaranteened 

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.

“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”

Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020