Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female.
by Alana Stewart March 28, 2008
when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.
by Winemister June 29, 2003