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Velocichong 

A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.
No.1

Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.

No.2

Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.
Velocichong by nathurnal May 5, 2009
Related Words

Velichin 

A retards way to say vehicle.
Guy 1: Dude you seen that velichin?
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: Yeah that driving thing right there *points*.
Guy 2: You mean vehicle, you fucking idiot?!

velichko 

Velichko literally means weird but hot. He's your local fuckboy. He may be rude but in bed that could come in handy. You don't want to mess with a Velichko
Hey Velichko, you sexy ass man.
velichko by Ur secret lover 900 November 20, 2021

Vellichor 

The strange wistfulness of used bookstores
Walking past a book store fills me with a sense of vellichor
Vellichor by anonymous September 5, 2023

Vellichorism

শব্দটা এসেছে একটি ল্যাটিন শব্দ আর একটা গ্রীক শব্দ থেকে। শব্দটার মানে পুরোনো বই এর ঘ্রাণ অনুভব করা
আমরা গ্রন্থগারে একটা vellichorism অনুভব করি
Vellichorism by Chotu C April 7, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026