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Usually referring to someone whose actions have ulterior motives, generally sexual; someone who's skeemin/schemin' on someone else. Can also be used in a general sense for anyone who seems sketchy or deceptive, and probably clumsy at it. Probably a combination of skeemin and lunchbox.
Yo, my man has been hangin on Cindy all night, what a skeem box.

Skeem box over here is totally trying to mack on my jaunt.

skeem box by ptree March 25, 2008
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skeet box 

A hoe-bag or prostitute type figure intended for the use of transporting or consuming any amount of skeet. Also see sperm dumpster.
So I'm hangin with my buds one night and I was feel in a little frisky... one thing leads to another and that damn skeet box runs away with my wad!
skeet box by Ben K. December 18, 2005
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skeet box 

1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina
Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"

Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."
skeet box by mickey brown March 10, 2007

skeet box 

Can mean a person who skeets excesivley, or a box to keep your skeet in.
Philip, have you not cleaned out your skeet box yet?
skeet box by Mark Kerski September 28, 2005

skeet box 

he is such a skeet box.
skeet box by deez nuts bitch June 12, 2004

skeet boxing 

the act of jerking off and beat boxing at the same time.
yo that guy from american idol must be real good at skeet boxing.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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