half born Share definition Flag To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing. 1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born! 2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can! half born by GavinT March 19, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the half born mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch