telesnacker 

Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.

Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this morning.

Man Nick is a total telesnacker you should of heard him chewing my ear off today.

telesnacker by Wes Stone March 10, 2008

telewacker

A childish noun, Word used for penis/genitalia

Bobby got soap in his telewacker now it burns when he pisses

telewacker by Evil ken January 5, 2005

telestalker 

An actor or actress who seems to be in every movie, television show, or advertisement that you see.

1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!

2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"

telestalker by MadisonB February 4, 2009

telewhacker 

another word for "Penis".

"dude, put some pants on, I don't want to see your telewhacker."

telewhacker by colin cassady April 10, 2008

Telestalker 

Someone who reads your mind to find out private information.

My telestalker spouse read my mind and found out what happened to me when I was a young boy.

Telestalker by Ascended Master 1111 March 28, 2021