Testa

The act of throwing up so violently that you manage to piss yourself at the residence of one other that yourself.

Eric needs to clean the hell out of the carpets after John managed to testa all over the place; at least he didn't mung the bejezus out of anything.

by evelji October 21, 2012

Testa

Power Plant Ho that swings both ways.

I am the "Testa" of the plant.

by Steamer2008 February 29, 2008

testa

a big cock sucking homo that likes ryan conner aka a big penius

big cock sucking mother fucker

by Joe March 9, 2005

Chuck Testa

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.

You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.

by calimani77 September 16, 2011

Chuck Testa

You probably thought I was going to define Chuck Testa... Nope! Chuck Testa.

Tough love baby.

Nope, Chuck Testa

by Ville Blixa November 9, 2011

Chuck Testa

1) Verb: to chuck testa: to fool people into thinking they are in the same room as a usually ferocious or agressive animal through impressive feats of taxidermy.

2) As an alternative to saying 'no' or 'nope'

'HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LEOPARD IN THE BATHROOM!' 'Nope, I just Chuck Testa'd yo ass!'

'Do you wanna go get some pizza?' 'Chuck Testa, I got football practice'

by BelgianJungleSound September 26, 2011

Chuck Testa

(adjective) The condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.

Player: Holly shit dude did I just die?
Friend: Nope, you're Chuck Testa, see, move the stick.

by CatharticLethargic October 30, 2011