Conner: "I love you too dude, and i wont ever let you down."
Best friend: "Thanks pal, your beautiful."
*Chris is lying in his own cum, piss and shit with a huge smile on his face and eyes are rolled back*
Bob: " He saw a Conner."
John: " OMG!! Bob!! Where did Conner go, i must see him, and experience this full body orgasm of pure excitement!! "
Bob: " I think he went that way, LETS GO BOB!!! "
*John and Bob run off, in search for another Conner*
Conner will always keep you on your toes and keep you guessing. Even though he's almost always straight up with you (and expects the same back), he makes you constantly wonder what he's thinking while continually nailing what you are thinking and feeling constantly. He goes back and forth from being the funniest, nicest person to being a grumpy old man. It'll drive you crazy, but it'll also make you want to keep coming back.
Conner is also usually an attractive guy. He's the right amount of tall and muscle and what not so if he wanted to he could prolly be a playa-playa. If you date a Conner, make sure that you let him wear the pants sometimes because he likes feelin like "the man". He's one of the most respectful guys you'll ever meet so it's worth it.
If you get the opportunity to meet a Conner, make sure to get to know them because it'll be the one thing in your life that you won't ever regret.