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Jangleweb 

Noun. A contraption made of PVC piping created for its suction power, with the purpose of drinking alcoholic beverages at lightning fast speeds.
"Dude, bro, I was like drinkin' from this enormous piece of pipe."
"Oh, bro, you were probably drillin' jangleweb."
Jangleweb by Jonc Dixie February 27, 2008
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Janglefest 

The act of physically and mentally destroying an opponent by spin moving and faking your way around them
Damn that was a huge Janglefest by bobby
Janglefest by SM THE GANGSTER October 1, 2009

Jangleberries 

An expression of dislike, used to replace many negative adjectives.
Oh Jangleberries, I just dropped my car keys down a manhole!

--"Jane, you missed the mid-term today!"
--"Jangleberries!"
Jangleberries by Dripafwar May 6, 2010

Janglewank 

When a woman performs a vigorous hand-job whilst wearing many metal bracelets.
My wife just gave me a janglewank. I felt like mr tambourine man.
Janglewank by Forest74 February 10, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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