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Jangleweb 

Noun. A contraption made of PVC piping created for its suction power, with the purpose of drinking alcoholic beverages at lightning fast speeds.
"Dude, bro, I was like drinkin' from this enormous piece of pipe."
"Oh, bro, you were probably drillin' jangleweb."
Jangleweb by Jonc Dixie February 27, 2008
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Janglefest 

The act of physically and mentally destroying an opponent by spin moving and faking your way around them
Damn that was a huge Janglefest by bobby
Janglefest by SM THE GANGSTER October 1, 2009

Jangleberries 

An expression of dislike, used to replace many negative adjectives.
Oh Jangleberries, I just dropped my car keys down a manhole!

--"Jane, you missed the mid-term today!"
--"Jangleberries!"
Jangleberries by Dripafwar May 6, 2010

Janglewank 

When a woman performs a vigorous hand-job whilst wearing many metal bracelets.
My wife just gave me a janglewank. I felt like mr tambourine man.
Janglewank by Forest74 February 10, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026