candy bars 

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.

Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

candy bars by hoagly January 16, 2011

Candy Bars 

A Random Word You Say After You Just Ate A Bunch Of Shrooms And Weed

Candy Bars

-Super Toopers

Candy Bars by hiddengamer93 February 27, 2008

underground candy bars 

Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.

Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!

underground candy bars by Sawedoffsob June 8, 2016

Arabian Candy Bars 

When a male is having anal intercourse with a female. The male pulls out, flips the girl on her back and shoves his penis into her mouth with force. Simultaneously, he pinches off a shit onto the female's chest.

"I was with Sarah last night and I treated her to some Arabian Candy Bars."

Arabian Candy Bars by CheddarCheezeman August 15, 2007

candybar 

A girl thats half sweet, half nuts.

Its cool that she makes me pancakes, but does she have to deliver them to me at 5am?

candybar by macLinton September 6, 2005

Alaskan Candybar 

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

Alaskan Candybar by PanamaMN June 5, 2008

candybar bark 

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body

Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!

candybar bark by von groovy June 14, 2019