J.K. Lolling

A play on the English writer J.K. Rowling's (writer of the Harry Potter Series) name. It usually means "Just kidding, and I am laughing aloud at the same time" or just "I am currently laughing aloud".

Frank: Dude you're such an asshole sometimes, you know Sarah and I broke up last week.

Joe: I was J.K. Lolling (insert emphasis here).

J.K. Lolling by Baeowulf February 23, 2008

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J.K. Loling

Openly making jokes about Harry Potter related books/movies in front of fans and responding with "J.K. Loling" in order to prevent that said fan from hating you.

In short: "I'm just kidding. Your reaction was funny, though."

guy: dude the harry potter movies suck, i could play the characters so much better even without a script, they are all stupid they suck so much

fan: WTF MAN IMMA KILL U

guy: J.K. Loling

J.K. Loling by ssplice November 4, 2010

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J.K. Lowling

J.K. Rowling, Author of the popular Harry Potter books, when she's fucking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, Pottermore information, etc.

Samantha, Rabid Fangirl: GODDAMNIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM POTTERMORE AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BETA BUT IT WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT I WILL BE GETTING ANOTHER EMAIL THAT WILL BE THE ACTUAL EMAIL. THEN I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL AND IT WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY WERE PREPARING TO SEND THE EMAIL. FUCK.

Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.

J.K. Lowling by Apokamptos August 29, 2011

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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