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gigantigraph 

A "paragraph," usually written by some troll, that doesn't have any line breaks, so that it's annoyingly impossible to read. It's usually very long (like 5+ normal paragraphs worth). (Example is a tiny fraction of what a gigantigraph really consists of).
So, like I was going to the mall the other day to meet this chick and she had this really froopy friend. I really dug the friend. She was all like cool. And I was all like cool. And we hooked up. Yesterday, my dog died, and I was really sad. All that coolness was dead. I went to work and drooled over the fries, but no one noticed, so I gave them to some jock with bad steroidacne, and he thought it was sauce. Special sauce. Hah. That reminds me of when I was ten and I did a cartwheel off a building and landed on my face and I was bleeding everywhere and my brother was like Are you okay? And I was like Go get mom. And he was like Are you okay? And I was like Go get mom. I was losing a lot of my special sauce, and by that I mean blood. It was so bloody man, you should have seen it, but you would probably have vomited or something, so maybe you shouldn't have seen it, but my teeth got knocked out and I broke my wrists, but it didn't hurt. Hey, your mom is such a milf!

In a sentence: "Edit - I fixed your gigantigraph. -mod"
Another: "Could someone please make the troll do some line breaks? My eyes are bleeding from his gigantigraphs!"
gigantigraph by GoyaAdobo February 19, 2008

giganticaphobia 

person: oh my gosh
Friend: what?!
person: This cheerio is to small I have giganticaphobia *whispers* I'm scared
Related Words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026