A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely
death.
Symptoms
may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/
work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on
Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with
blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases
people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being
friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some
people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's
apple- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just
like him
