preflight 

To prepare for a night of drinking at bars and clubs by drinking at home first, in order to already have a good buzz going before you get there. Cost effective.

Hey man, come by my place around 6 and we can preflight before we hit the club.

preflight by Blue Dragon May 22, 2005

Preflight check 

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

Preflight check by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

pre-flight shit 

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

pre-flight shit by LonePooper February 1, 2018

profligate 

Some one being smelt by a legionare

I smell profligate

profligate by bertgasm October 24, 2014

Pielights 

Colored highlights done in pubic hair.

"Dr. Dan's mother went to the salon yesterday and got hot-pink pielights."

Pielights by Blah Some Guy Blah Blah December 17, 2008

pre flight 

The pre-drinking before heading out to a bar, or other event where overpriced liquor is the norm. "Pre-flight" enables said users to get liquored up before the event - so as not to spend as much money later on at the bar. Term used mainly by Marines, but other military types as well.

"Hey Smith, what's up for tonight?!" "Gate 2 man, but before we go, we're gonna pre flight here."

pre flight by JoeSchmoeMarine February 6, 2008

Penlight 

A small flashlight, the size of a pen. Very small, but easy to carry and useful.

It's not the size of your penlight, it's how you use it.

Penlight by flipmatthew February 2, 2016