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smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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Snarcarfullated 

Congested, with extreme mucus and phlegm. Usually accompanied by coughing and sneezing. Symptoms of the common cold or allergies.
Ira stayed home from basketball practice because he was snarcarfullated.

smartarse 

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P
guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.
smartarse by honest johnn April 22, 2007
A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.
Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.
Snarter by Paolo22 May 13, 2018
A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.
Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.
shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017
(1) A cigarette
Todd liked to puff on a snargar with his coffee.
Snargar by themroxfordbobby January 12, 2004