Teetering 

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

Teetering by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

teetering 

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

teetering by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

Teetering 

A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.

Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.

Teetering by fett37 August 3, 2010

teetering on the edge of insanity 

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

teetering on the edge of insanity by jamieli February 17, 2010

Teetering my needle

To push someone’s limits to annoy, but not extensively or over the edge yet, just before.

“You keep sneezing without saying excuse me, it’s really teetering my needle”

Teetering my needle by N0TH3NRY July 19, 2026

anal teetering 

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

anal teetering by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

freak teetering 

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

freak teetering by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017