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A city in Fairfield County, as i'm sure many people know. It borders Westport, New Canaan and Darien. Now, i know what you all are thinking: Norwalk is just flat out poor and people are afraid of it (god knows why?) sure, it's more DIVERSE than it's bordering towns, and it's not as wealthy either, but that doesn't make it a "dump." it has its fair share of problems, but it's also a very nice place in a lot of ways.. you just have to look past the stereotypes and give it a chance. norwalk is divided into four main parts: south norwalk, east norwalk, west norwalk, and just norwalk (which is basically north norwalk or cranbury) sono has cleaned up a whole lot over the years and is actually a pretty nice place.. it's good for shopping and eating especially. east norwalk is by the water obviously, and has two country clubs: shorehaven and shore and country. now i belong to shorehaven, and in a lot of ways i love going there all the time, but it really has shown me how lucky i am to live in norwalk. most of the people here are really down to earth and don't care about physical appearance, which i like. anyway, i'm not too familiar with west norwalk to be honest, and the northern part is pretty much the same as the rest of it. overall, i'm not writing this to diss the bordering towns of norwalk, don't get me wrong. they're great in their own ways. all i'm saying is that you should give norwalk a chance. believe it or not, there's more to it than meets the eye.
norwalk isn't as bad as you think.
Norwalk by BLWV3997 February 13, 2009

Norwalk Community College 

Also known as Norwalk College of Champions, NCC is considered the Harvard of Community Colleges. Located in the beautiful foothills of the illuminous Connecticut town of Norwalk, NCC boasts an intense and rigorous curriculum that challenges its diverse and elite student body that endures a challenging and selective admissions process. Classes are usually followed by intense parties thrown at the houses of moms in neighboring Wilton, where anyone 18 to 87 is invited. Bro rape is a mandatory. Students major in store managing, filing, copying documents, and being someone's bitch in the office place. Students carry their experiences with them for the rest of their lives.
Norwalk Community College Student #1, "dude, this arithmetic is kicking my ass, maybe ill switch into filing, make a name for my self, you know?"

NCC Student #2, "brohan, you can totally follow your dreams at NCC, go for it, maybe one day, you can become the dude that gives stickers out at WalMart, or even maybe the cow at Stew Leondards."

NCC Student #1, "dude, you know you can't tempt me with my dream like that. i'll never become the cow"

Testimonial, "Well, at least I can piss away my parent's money at the College of Champions and learn how to use Microsoft Word."

Norwalk High School 

A public high school in Norwalk Connecticut. It has decent academics and sports, but is filled with big booty thots , juul fiends, crackheads, etc.
“Hey bro did u see that Sophomore thot?”

“Yeah , I’m pretty sure she goes to Norwalk High School.”
Norwalk High School by BootySlayr69 February 24, 2019

Norwalk Virus

a virus that causes you to vomint and have diarrhea. It sounds like the word Ewok and whenever I hear "norwalk" I imagine the cute and loveable Ewoks chilling out on Endor playing drums and all getting sick from bad seafood.
My boss contracted the Norwalk Virus, almost shit her pants and had to go home. As a result there was no one at work to stop me from logging on to urban dictionary and defining the word "Norwalk"
Norwalk Virus by obyrned November 19, 2006

nowacked 

nowacked: Verb, The act of meeting, for the first time, a chick you talked to on the phone for several weeks who had a really HOT voice and ended up weighing 300 pounds.
Dave got nowacked by this chick last year when he went to Daytona!
nowacked by LatinoHeat March 1, 2005

NoRackaphobia 

The fear of being broke
A:“Yo you know the rapper NikeFatty?”
B: “yeah, what about him?”
A:”he’s so rich because he has NoRackaphobia”
NoRackaphobia by NikeFatty January 30, 2021