catooth

A dumb person who is as fat as a cow and as dumb as a cow who has the ugliest and yellowest teeth

That girl over there is such a catooth

catooth by Rio_cool_girl January 14, 2008

catoots 

When someone farts in a group setting, and you and your friend both attest to eachother’s innocence.

Bianca: Greg and Dan both said they didn’t fart, and Greg totally had no reason to lie when he said that Dan’s usually smell worse. And it definitely wasn’t me, so it must’ve been you, Clarissa!
Clarissa: Are you kidding? It was probably Greg or Dan— they were totally in catoots!!

catoots by dickyb July 28, 2018

catoochie 

A cute vagina looking beautiful and well maintained. Can be said in the the presence of small children and or elders without catching harsh glances from the catoochie holder.

Hey beautiful I loved the way that catoochie tasted last night.

catoochie by KaminaYeyyyHaaaa September 28, 2023

Pootie catootie

Someone so cute that words can't even describe in modern language so you must make up your own words as a cave person to describe them.

Jay: Mikayla, you are such a pootie catootie. Will you fuck me?

Pootie catootie by Paperbag555 January 6, 2019