catooth

A dumb person who is as fat as a cow and as dumb as a cow who has the ugliest and yellowest teeth

That girl over there is such a catooth

catooth by Rio_cool_girl January 14, 2008

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catoots

When someone farts in a group setting, and you and your friend both attest to eachother’s innocence.

Bianca: Greg and Dan both said they didn’t fart, and Greg totally had no reason to lie when he said that Dan’s usually smell worse. And it definitely wasn’t me, so it must’ve been you, Clarissa!
Clarissa: Are you kidding? It was probably Greg or Dan— they were totally in catoots!!

catoots by dickyb July 28, 2018

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catooth • catoochie • catoots • Pootie catootie

catoochie

A cute vagina looking beautiful and well maintained. Can be said in the the presence of small children and or elders without catching harsh glances from the catoochie holder.

Hey beautiful I loved the way that catoochie tasted last night.

catoochie by KaminaYeyyyHaaaa September 28, 2023

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Pootie catootie

Someone so cute that words can't even describe in modern language so you must make up your own words as a cave person to describe them.

Jay: Mikayla, you are such a pootie catootie. Will you fuck me?

Pootie catootie by Paperbag555 January 6, 2019

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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