cat on the bed

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.
"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"
by myk January 28, 2005
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fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..
Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)
by Kagito Nomaeda February 22, 2021
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