bake it
Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.
bake it by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008
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bake it
The act of a driver in an automobile farting, then turning the heater on full blast and locking the windows so the passengers can not open them. Thus, cooking the fart and forcing the passengers to suffer.
bake it by GmoneyFlex January 12, 2007
bake it and take it
I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.
He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.
He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.
bake it and take it by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006
stick that in your pie crust and bake it
Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!
Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?
Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
stick that in your pie crust and bake it by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009
half-bake it
half-baked, half-baking
To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.
I half-baked it for John.
Will you half-bake it for me?
I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
I half-baked it for John.
Will you half-bake it for me?
I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
half-bake it by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010
You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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