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Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

batting for Boston 

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans
Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

Looking for the Boston Market 

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Stop off for a Boston tea party 

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.