laughing quietly to myself
by Lenny and Marissa January 18, 2009

Means "laugh quietly to myself" originally used by Demetri Martin in a stand up comedy, used to replace "lol" to really describe what your doing when you say "lol".
Andy: "dude i got this huge History test tomorrow and im gonna totally fail"
Ralph:"lqtm"
Andy:"whats funny?"
Ralph"dude the test is next week :P"
Ralph:"lqtm"
Andy:"whats funny?"
Ralph"dude the test is next week :P"
by Mikenikes February 16, 2009

by Corey Thompson 941!! October 09, 2008

An abbreviation to state on an IM, Text, Email, or any other form of non-personal communication, that you are laughing quietly to yourself.
by jdets June 12, 2008

Laughing quietly to myself. When you are in the room and chat with somebody and you can't lol (laugh out loud) you can lqtm (laugh quietly to myself)...
by HelVig April 21, 2010

Jim: hey look at this man, he has cheese on his face and a ferret is kicking him on the left chin youtube / adamwrig
Adam: lqtm, that's quite funny
Jim: yeah i know, that's your mum
Adam: STFU!
Adam: lqtm, that's quite funny
Jim: yeah i know, that's your mum
Adam: STFU!
by Adram September 05, 2009
