hyperaw 

Being extremely hyper, usually after eating too many pixy stix. Usually has a numbing effect, making you raw.

I was so hyperaw last night, I didn't even know you smacked my arm hard enough to give me a bruise.

hyperaw by Emoooo January 9, 2008

hyperacusis 

an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.

i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.

hyperacusis by y2c January 20, 2009

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Hyperausparesis

Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).

Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?

Hyperausparesis by taewithkookie April 15, 2022

Hyperdwell 

To think about the past tense too much

Don’t worry about it , you cant change the past so try not to hyperdwell on it .

Hyperdwell by Bipsybopsy April 26, 2019

hyperactive 

To be very hyper....

WHOOHOO!!! YEAH!!!! LALALA!!!!! DAMN!!! SO DAMN HYPER!!!! i WANT CANDY!!!!!

hyperactive by jalalabad October 14, 2003

Hyperado 

Somebody, who on internet chat rooms and FB groups relies on ever increasing amounts of hyperbole to enforce their tough image. The result being that he/she sounds like a desperado. Hence, hyperado.

It may sound something like the lines below,

'I am the Mother Theresa of facebook after all....'

'Thanks for coming back in all your fuckwitted 'glory' '

'your sheer and utter retardness'

John: here comes that desperate fucker again, spewing hyperbole all over the boards.

Mel: Yeah, the Hyperado has just rode into town!

lady tryhard

Hyperado by JustJayne November 2, 2009