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Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

hyperactive 

To be very hyper....
WHOOHOO!!! YEAH!!!! LALALA!!!!! DAMN!!! SO DAMN HYPER!!!! i WANT CANDY!!!!!
hyperactive by jalalabad October 14, 2003

hyperactive gums 

a really skewed gum-to-tooth ratio in which the gums are HUGE in comparison to the size of the teeth, which in turn, look like mini chiclets.
she has such hyperactive gums and i dont want her slobbery gums on my water bottle so i refuse to give her water.

Hyperactive 

Someone who can be so ridiculously hyper that sometimes, they just over the top. You would think they have a constant sugar supply or something
That kid over there is way to hyperactive
Hyperactive by Peach pudding May 22, 2018

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment 

When you get eaten by a crab
Ross and Dan tumbled down a hill in an infinity looped shaped 69. They then proceed to fall off of a cliff where that final scene from Titanic plays and Dan dies from hyperactive turmoil disembodiment

Erectile Hyperactivity 

A condition where a male body has little to no control over their erectile operation and has very sensitive penile activities with reoccurring erections
OMG he had erectile hyperactivity in the middle of the math's class.
Erectile Hyperactivity by JymNotGym January 13, 2023
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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