badger

The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...

There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures

by pete_coe May 27, 2005

badger

Verb. To bother incessantly.

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

by Alex Quantashassle August 02, 2005

badger

Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE

etc.

by KYR November 18, 2007

badger

British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver.
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.

One can also go badger baiting!

"Wouldn't mind licking her badger"

Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."

by D Stanley November 17, 2007

badger

an unattractive sub-species of the cougar; whereas the term "cougar" commonly refers to a mature female on the prowl, the term "badger" can bring to mind a fugly cougar.

Johnny went off on a cougar hunt last night, had too much to drink, and ended up spearing a badger.

by susansh March 18, 2009

badger

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.

Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger

by Ziley November 30, 2006

badger

A homosexual man who frequents parkland or commons seeking gay sex with other like-minded individuals. From the expression 'looking for badgers' or 'badger watching' used by such individuals when questioned by the law.

Officer: 'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's all this then?

Respose: I'm just badger watching.

by jw2034 April 17, 2008