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LOL station 

An imaginary force that derives wealth from LOLs. LOL stations are specific to the person who wills them into existence. They function by centering around an idea, place, or person. One could think of them as a bank, but for lols. You deposit energy or (or even lols) to later be able to withdraw lols when needed. LOL stations center around certain types of humor, but are generally conceived to work as a focal point for misfortune that one creates for another person. LOL stations are a relatively new phenomenon that will sweep the world with their exciting, revolutionary, prospects. It is predicted that a whole counter-culture will develop around it. Perhaps even a new religion or cult will derive its philosophies from the teachings of LOL stations.
The KKK lost its LOL station when the American Government passed the Civil Rights act.

Ghegis Khan got many lols from his LOL station: the conquest of Eurasia.

Your ex-girlfriend has a lol station centered on your tiny penis.
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LOLSATION 

THE sensation of laughing out loud.
Bob: Hi guys
Stan: Hey BOB
*hot girl approaches Bob*
*Bob Falls down*
Stan:LOLSATION BOB
LOLSATION by BALOK GROUP June 22, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026