hankey

Mr. Hankey,
the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park"

Cartman: ah no it's Mr. Hankey again!

by John Brummer January 6, 2004

hankey

dirty rag that you pull out of your ass to blow your nose and wipe your face, and ass

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

hankey

how stupid poeple spell "honkey"

honkey, the correct way of spelling hankey, is the whitest way of saying white.

by sassy cat to chew on October 10, 2007

Hankey

the process of having oral sex in a way that your genitals and your shaft are in the man/womens mouth at the same time

"so i was shagging and suddenly she...

"no way...dont tell me she...."

"she gave me a hankey"

"thats chill, your a bro now"

by a madhorney person October 26, 2010

Mr. Hankey

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

hankey pankey

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007

farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005