Turkish Getup 

An amazing display of human strength.

Turkish Getup - lay on your back, pick up a heavy weight (or your girlfriend) with one arm, stand up, then lay back down. Repeat with the other arm.

Turkish Getup by SteveLoneWolf November 24, 2007

Turkish Getup

A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.

“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”

Turkish Getup by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025