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A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.
"Dude who is that who keeps trying to mess with our business and make our lives miserable?, He is SUCH a Yakov"
yakov by Anon. Mous. May 10, 2008
the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.
"ey max, this yakov broke your piece.."
yakov by kyle broflofski November 23, 2007
An amazing person

He is so sweet and cute

And when u see him you just want to hug him qnd never let go
Yakov is Amazing !!You can never forget the way he looks at u
Yakov by Asia shay November 21, 2021
A loyal soldier to the squadron whom would never be forgoten
That boy was a yakov
Yakov by Yakov <3 April 3, 2023
"Yaköv is obsessed with Adham"
Yaköv by Yaköv November 12, 2023

Yakov Smirnoff 

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005