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Cokeney can be defined as a slack jawed yokell with newport short, soft pack, stained teeth and a bad Rihanna look alike hair cut that is often confused as a wig. Enjoyes snorting lines of cocaine and smuggles the dust into a secret hiding spot like a donkey faced hoe. Loves the cock.
Cokeney was looking like a hoe today. Okay, Coke-Knee! Cokeney lookin' Bitch
cokeney by Tomb Itconcerns November 22, 2007
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an aggressive overstatement of the significance, scope and magnitude of a problem.
Are you sure this isn't another Coveney?
Coveney by Fazunk May 3, 2013
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Chokeney 

I was getting frisky with a cockney geezer when he wrapped his hands around my neck... he 'totes chokeneyed me 😈'
Chokeney by xSymSymx December 21, 2018
The combination of looking like a caveman and having a monotone voice.
"That dude at the drive thu window was monotone, he looked like he could have been the missing link."

"yeah, he was so coveney.."
Coveney by sunny ye February 26, 2009
see chickenhead or cluckhead. chickenhead chicken head with a dick in her mouth
trevor got aids the other night, he musta hooked up with cokene.
cokene by jay nutz March 17, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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