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I'd touch it 

A term used by females to describe a guy that's hot ( or hot enough). It can be a compliment or merely a statement of adequacy. Similar to "I'd fuck him" but only implies an intent for second base. In fact, does not even have to necessarily apply to cock...but it usually does; the "nice girl"'s term for fuckability.
G1: I think Mike is so hot...
G2: Oh, yeah...I'd touch it.

G1: I think Peter is so cute and nice
G2: me, too, but I wouldn't touch it or anything.
G1: oh hells no.
I'd touch it by wordbird1223 November 1, 2007
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If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

i'd let her touch it 

When a male is interested in a female and would like to have sexual relations with her.
Jon: Man, look at that chick, dude, she's hot.

Steve: Hell yeah. I'd let her touch it.
i'd let her touch it by lobo108 January 15, 2009

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026