hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010

Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.

So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.

by Gazyoofder July 7, 2020

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape

by Diputs2 May 19, 2016

dick hook

When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.

My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.

by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019