vajazz

Pejorative synonym for the genre of so-called "smooth jazz," or "easy-listening jazz" often encountered in office settings, elevators and community-sponsored "Jazzfests." Derived from the combination of "vagina" with "jazz." Music intended to soothe the listener, but inevitably causing paradoxical anger in most.

"I was stuck in the dentist's chair for an hour listening to the worst vajazz I've ever heard."

by Tom McLean October 7, 2007

vajazzing

Vajazzing is to decorate your cleanly shaved female reproductive organs with diamonds and pearls in pretty patterns.

I heard Jeniffer Love Hewitt is vajazzed right now, so now I absolutely must try this vajazzing thing Ive been hearing so much about!

by DashingDoyle March 16, 2010

Vajazz

The best frickin' way to refer to the vagina!

Man with pepperoni tits: Man that girl has a sexy vajazz!
Big guy: hell yeah she does!

by Sexytits43 June 9, 2011