reality challenged 

(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.

Most politicians are reality challenged. So are a number of attorneys, as well as most people living in Hollywood.

To use it in a sentence: "That guy is SO reality challenged... that he can't even tell shit from Shinola!"

reality challenged by Tom Navarro December 15, 2008

reality challenged 

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.

I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged

reality challenged by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011

reality challenged 

Being so out of touch with reality it's not even funny. Often will deny the hard facts, even when the scientific evidence show otherwise. Usually religious fanatics, but crunchy mamas and druggies fits the definition.

JC: Trump is reality challenged; he thinks ladies deserves to be raped.
BJ: Really?
JC: Exactly. He is a evangelical fundie of the worst sort.

reality challenged by LyassacheckList July 13, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008