Draku 

A failure. Someone who uses sarcasm or jokes no matter how depressed or angry you are, is inconsiderate, weak and a coward.

"Don't be a Draku. I'm in a bad mood."

"Oh shut up Draku, you fail."

"BTW he's going to sage this definition."

Draku by ??? PROFIT January 2, 2009

Dracula in Cleats 

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

drake organ 

A paper thin neural cell that acts as a second spine in the male central nervous system.

"you dont have a heart do you frank? you have a drake organ"
"of course I dont have a heart im a male like wtf, do I look like a woman to u? you bum ass nigga I have a drake organ "

drake organ by ImmiigrantBoii June 27, 2018

Drake and Drive 

Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.

Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.

Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.

Friend: Damn...lol

Drake and Drive by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014

Drake and Josh

A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.

Excerpt from Drake and Josh:

Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?

Drake and Josh by nicklover95 June 16, 2011

dirty dracula 

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

dirty dracula by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dragussy 

Dragon pussy. DnD players often use it when they are trying to tap the dragon. A warm inviting term for a dragons genitals.

Yo the bard is trying to tap that dragussy

dragussy by Wazzupiddy April 26, 2022