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Timenoid 

A Timenoid is a "Clockwork Demon" or a "Clockwork Devil." A demon that looks humanoid on the outside, but has a clockwork inside, built up of cogs, bolts and gears. Although, this type of creature has still been know to feel human emotions, such as Love and Hate.
The Timenoid cried, for the woman he loved was not his.
She said she could not love a Clockwork Devil.
Timenoid by Pendulums Promise September 7, 2007
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Timenoid 

A Timenoid is an immortal, gothic creature that often resides in castles, manors or mansions. They live a vampiric lifestyle, often either alone or with other Timenoids. Although generally peaceful creatures, they tend to dislike humans due to the flaws in human nature. ie; greed, disrespect, lust, etc. If a human and/or humans pose a threat to a Timenoid, the Timenoid will most certainly destroy them. They are peaceful by nature, but refuse to be threatened.

Although immortal, this only refers to natural death. A Timenoid can still be killed, although not quite as easily as a human due to them being able to regenerate themselves to an extent.

Timenoids are rumoured to have blue or black blood, which would explain the pale, sometimes pearl blue tint to their skin.

Timenoids are unable to have children, and so if they desire one, they tend to adopt human babies and convert them into Timenoids. The process of turning a human into a Timenoid is unknown, but rumoured to be a painful and terrifying experience. Due to this, humans who have requested this process have often been declined by Timenoids. Humans tend to hunger for immortality, and have often attacked Timenoids for not sharing their "gift".

Timenoids are able to levitate, using a hum of energy to keep them afloat.

Timenoids were once humans, and therefore look human despite their pale white/pearl blue tinted skin tone.
Jack: Who lives in that old mansion?

Jake: You don't wanna go exploring that place, homie. I heard the place is haunted by Timenoids.
Timenoid by Herbert Wallace August 17, 2009
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Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026