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Although it shares only a few letters with "hymen," hymen can often be confused with hymnal, a bound and protected repository of godly songs. Hymnals are sometimes ornate and their seals must be broken in to allow for easy access and page turning.

Both hymens and hymnals protect holy stuff sweet to the ears and to the touch.
Open your hymnal to page 104 and let's all sing the hymn, "Hallelujah, Praise God."
hymnal by Ex-church chick April 30, 2009
A group of women usually found in a workplace. They are loud, obnoxious, rude, and can make life difficult for their coworkers especially other women, men are not safe however. They talk trash and work together to spread rumors about others and when well organized can create a fake story that almost sounds real because they're on the same page. They become even more irritating during their time of the month; should be completely avoided at all costs if possible.
Group of Hyenas:

Hyena 1: "Omg did you see what Becky was wearing? And with no makeup! Is it so hard to put on a little lipstick?!"

Hyena 2: loud cackling

Hyena 3: louder cackling
Hyenas by Bateman_69 March 14, 2019
a group of girls that are otherwise evil, bitchy and look terrible without make up. also known as 'those girls' they tend to be life ruiners who laugh when girls they dislike or their friends pass by. they are often sluts who condemn others for the same.
oh, sarah, better run and hide. the hyenas are coming.

the hyenas cornered me last night and told me not to be your friend, sarah.
hyenas by sarahpreeyamelissa January 7, 2009
A group of loud, abrasive and obnoxious goons who will constantly be together causing havoc wherever they go. They can be absolutely annoying sometimes but overall not bad company. They will even laugh and run like Hyenas.

Usually guys, can be women. Do not approach a lone hyena, they are unstable.

Everyone should have a hyena pack.
"Oh no, look! It's the hyenas"

Hyena 1: EHEHEHEHEHE *Sly face*

Hyena 2: Shut it mannnn.
Hyenas by ThePow February 21, 2012

hymnastics 

Choir practice. Any type of singing exercise for a Christian church.
I'd sing for you right now but my throat hurts from all the vocal hymnastics.
hymnastics by coffeebot February 22, 2008

london hymas 

london hymas is an awesome girl! she is an actual icon and is always the first to do dumb stuff. this is a girl who whole heartedly believes in the Avril Lavigne conspirousy theaory. she is at the center of a lot of drama and she doesn’t know what half of it is. mostly friend drama. she is an amazing therapist.
girl one: hey did you see london hymas
girl two: oh ya! she’s a real icon!
london hymas by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018