meade

A fat blond, ugly ho with no brain, but thinks he is adored by all and had millions of mates. Usually has a chode.

You sodding meade kid.

by Donnie Darko Bunny February 9, 2004

Meade

A curse for men with the last name meade. The curse of attracting many woman.

I have the meade curse i cant dodge all these woman.
A meades always going to be a meade.

by Yaitsme33 March 5, 2019

mead

Verb: To do something creepy, strange, and sexually inappropriate

I'm about to pull a mead

by SHITBUTT69420 June 25, 2022

meade

1.A FORM OF CAT SHIT.
2. A name only clever devils can have.

1.Burrow: WHAT IS THIS? MEADE IS ALL OVER MY BED.
vEEl I'M SORRY. MY CAT CANT HELP HERSELF.

2. SHANAY: yo niqua, whaddya gonna name your illigetamate, bastard child?
Shaniqua: I was thinking of something like Meade.

by Granny Joe September 3, 2008

mead

A paper corporation found in Ohio, U.S (for more information: www.MeadWeb.com).

Dude: I can never get enough Mead™ supplies.

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

mead

Some good pussy.

She got that mead!

by Tamara January 7, 2004

mead

A honey-based alcoholic drink from medieval times, often drank today by nerds who play Warhammer, medieval re-enactment knights who think they're actually living in the middle ages, and goths with an interest in both areas.

Here now, who wants a serving of mead? I'm sorry, we have no beer or vodka within these walls. Just mead. Pass me your goblet and I'll pour you some.

by Grazzl March 3, 2004