clutterham

loose girl. Often with messy long brown hair, blue eyes and a penchant for fake tan. Typically Manchunian, often drunk with a cigarette in her right hand. Sexy beast.

That girl is such a clutterham. I can hear her from here!

clutterham by Sherbert July 4, 2007

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Clusterbama

A political policy that is a clusterfuck.

The economic "stimu-lie" is a total clusterbama.

Clusterbama by Mackerel Daddy March 3, 2010

cluttersome 

kluht-er-suhm > adjective - used to describe an extremely disorderly assemblage; a confused or disordered state.


Origins: Bergen County, New Jersey. Cluttersome was a mis-speak, a combination of cumbersome and cluttered. It is said that the word was accidentally created by a witty young woman (who looked no more than 25 years old), while working as a book production slave for a northern New Jersey publishing company.

Melissa had so many things to think about that her mind had become cluttersome.

cluttersome by MisaF August 26, 2007

clutterpaws 

when there are too many things in your hand(s)

I have clutterpaws.

clutterpaws by rebeculla July 4, 2009

cluttermania

a fastidious persons angst upon observing their living space violated by disorder and chaos.

Leaving a household pristine and impeccble after exacting and thorough cleaning, only to return to find teenagers or other deleterious types have run rampant and have created a bona fide disaster zone.

cluttermania by Brent Sisson May 25, 2005

clutterator 

A clutterator is one who enthusiastically, efficiently, and effectively eliminates clutter in all its many forms.

Think Terminator takes on hoarder. A clutterator is one who assaults clutter with a vengeance, using a bull dozer or automatic weapons, if necessary. This is the person you call when you can't take it anymore. The clutterator takes no excuses and no prisoners.

clutterator by the original clutterator October 20, 2012