Conegasm
I had an amazing conegasm last night, it lasted for hours longer than anything my boyfriend could have done.
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Congasm
Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022
Codegasm
Codegasm: “The result of a code epiphany so awesome you must walk away from your desk to respect to it.” Side affects: Forgotten epiphany.
Oh freak! wait.. really? Yes! I've got it!
I just had the most epic codegasm. I've spent weeks trying to fix this problem.
Wait... how are we going to fix it again?
I just had the most epic codegasm. I've spent weeks trying to fix this problem.
Wait... how are we going to fix it again?
cinegasm
noun
A sensation similar to an orgasm that occurs in only the most sincere of film geeks. A cinegasm is triggered by a movie-related event, such as watching an amazing film, meeting one's favorite director, or seeing one's favorite score composer win an Academy Award.
A cinegasm is not merely a film geek's orgasm. It must occur due to a something cinematic.
A sensation similar to an orgasm that occurs in only the most sincere of film geeks. A cinegasm is triggered by a movie-related event, such as watching an amazing film, meeting one's favorite director, or seeing one's favorite score composer win an Academy Award.
A cinegasm is not merely a film geek's orgasm. It must occur due to a something cinematic.
cinegasm by quietlymocking April 20, 2009
Cokegasm
The overwhelming wave of satisfaction and relief experienced after the first few gulps of Coca-Cola, particularly when very thirsty.
Cokegasm by Pubert Bumstead April 7, 2010